Picky people suck!

Karma the bossy raccoon

Why your child should be in diapers until middle school

 Reblogged from I've become my parents:

Welcome to this week’s installment of WTF Wednesday, where the advice flows uphill as well as down.

Today’s question comes from our friends over at Kiddie Mojo, makers of some pretty cool stuff, who writes:

Dear IBMP,

Why does my kid have to ‘go’ 5 minutes after entering the car?

The easy answer to your question is: because they can.  It’s all part of the Grand Conspiracy in which your child is a willing accomplice. No doubt your child was adamant that they did not need to pee before getting in the car. That’s how they do it: they front-load you with a false sense of security, wait until you’ve passed the last bathroom for several miles, then cross their legs and eyes and begin the familiar whine-and-squirm show.

Let’s look at some solutions.

It sounds as though you may have made a very common mistake: you potty trained your child.

The diapered child never has to “go”.  It costs a bit more to keep your child in diapers until they’re ten, but the convenience really can’t be beat—especially since by the time they’re around 5, they can change their own diapers.

It’s best to set aside a little cash each week for a therapy fund, though. The “Don’t pick on 8 year-olds just because they’re still wearing diapers” movement is still lagging behind despite great advances in tolerance and anti-bullying awareness efforts.

If you have one of those ridiculously sensitive pre-teens that has a problem being seen in public wearing diapers, there still may be some options for you. In a post on potty training, I discussed several tips, but the section on conditioning is quite relevant. I’ve reproduced it here:

Potty training is serious business. There’s a reason it’s called potty training; it’s not potty practicing or potty wussy-half-assed-maybe-I’ll-use-the-toilet-and-maybe-I-won’t-ing. It’s training. And like all training, it requires years of conditioning and strong coaching. It requires both mental and physical readiness.  And most of all, it requires a good laundry machine.

Many people make the mistake of thinking potty training begins with an introduction to the toilet. This comes way later. Conditioning begins much earlier. The first focus of your conditioning should not be about peeing or pooping at all; it should be about not doing it. Sound counter-intuitive? Just wait until you’re at the movies and your improperly conditioned and trained potty “expert” declares their need for an urgent dash to the loo. That’s when you’ll realize that long before tossing the diapers in the bin you should have been working on stamina.

Stamina involves several muscles, good pain tolerance and the gradual stretching of the appropriate systems (primarily the bladder and the colon). The ideal time to begin conditioning is when your child is still young enough to be unable to remove duct tape from key body parts. The goal is to gradually increase your child’s stamina. I recommend moving on to the next stages of training only after your child is able to sit through the average length movie (about 2 hrs; 6 hrs with commercials and trailers).

Clearly, the applications for car travel are self-evident.

For the particularly environmentally conscious family, here’s a great recycling tip: why toss out grandpa’s catheter and colostomy bags when you can keep them in the car with your child’s booster seat, ready to deploy on long car rides? Imagine all the time you could save—and you’d be doing your part for the environment. Did you know the average colostomy bag takes years to decompose in landfill?

If you’re the do-it-yourselfer in the family, consider converting an old toilet seat into a booster. The more adventurous can drill a hole right through the bottom of the car, eliminating disposal issues altogether. Before trying this, make sure that your car can outrun any angry motorists unfortunate enough to tailgate you at the wrong time.

If that kind of project isn’t within your comfort zone, try mounting the toilet seat atop a bucket. On hot days, just remember to empty the bucket once in a while. Generally, the burning sensation in your eyes is a good indicator that it’s time to check the bucket.

So you see, Ms. Mojo, even if you choose to potty train your pre-teen early, you don’t have to dread those long car rides. With the right training and preparation, you can start every car trip secure in the knowledge that your children’s bickering and fighting can continue without the hassle of having to stop, pee and calm down.

Problem solved!  You’re welcome.

Age is nothing but a number, OR IS IT??

We're screaming "growing up is overrated"

Important Ages

Ok, thinking of growing up for a number of people (including myself) we have three birthdays that we can't wait to reach.

16 yrs old- Is when most teenagers go get their drivers license!  Big deal right?  Especially if you're that kid that gets a brand spanking new car for your birthday. Yippee.

AT 18  - Then there are the group that can't wait until they're 18 because then they are considered ADULTS and can do whatever they want. Woot woot!

AT 21 - This is the ultimate party age.. you are now legal to go out and get chocolate wasted.

Then the excitement simmers down.  I never really hear anyone say "Hey, I can't wait until I'm 30 so I can..?"  Or, "Party time I'm 40 and YOU KNOW IT!"  What about "I can't wait to turn 50 for my AARP Discounts."  O.o

Does the excitement fade away as we get older?  I have noticed that the older I get the younger I want to be, it's really more fun to be responsible young wild and crazy.  Really, Who made up these rules for growing up anyway?

Do yourself a favor and stay young at heart!  Leave the growing up to the boring people...




"Growing up is overrated" - Kiddie Mojo

Karma "The Bossy Raccoon" (April 3rd)

Karma - the 'Bossy' Raccoon (web comic)

Data "The Geeky Bull" (March 29th)

Data - The 'Geeky' Bull (web comic)

Data "The Geeky Bull" (March 22nd)

Data - The 'Geeky' Bull (web comic)

Data "The Geeky Bull" (March 9th)

Data "The Geeky Bull" (March 9th)
Funny Friday - Comic Strip

Data "The Geeky Bull"

TampaCon – March 3-4 2012, Tampa, FL

Kiddie Mojo will be on location again today at the Tampa Bay Comic Con!

We had a blast on yesterday, selling new designs and generally getting to know our local fans!

Perhaps, I'll upload a gallery of photos from the event sometime this week?  S/N Kiddie Mojo has LOTS of famous super hero fans.  Who knew?  Haha. ;)

We also got to meet the famous 'Comic Book Rock Star' Jim Steranko who loves the brand, as well as the awesome Bumblebee himself!  Actor Mark Ryan (box office hit Transformers)

Here's a photo of part of the team working the event!

updated to add slideshow video

New Year. New Mojo..

Emily in the 'stamp of approval' Tee HERE

Happy New Year!!  Wow.  It's hard to believe that it is now 2012.  When I was a kid 2012 was always my default answer when asked about the future.. "We'll having flying cars in 2012" ahh, you get the point. 

It has been a while since I've updated.  Where do I start?  There are lots of happenings going on at the Kiddie Mojo headquarters! :)  This year the Kiddie Mojo brand will be sold in exclusive retail locations throughout the USA (More info to come, including a list of stores by state..so be on the lookout!)

We will be releasing new designs this month & also have a HUGE photo shoot coming up very soon!

Although, I would love to hang out and chat, I'm off to make the donuts... 

[Growing up is over-rated!]

Happy Holiday's

“May this holiday season bring you the

music of laughter, the warmth of friendship,

and the steadying hand of love...but most of

all, may you remember to nurture the ‘kid’

in you. Growing up is over-rated!”

....from your friends at kiddiemojo.com

The 'stamp' of approval

We've gotten loads of emails over the last couple of weeks about the new Kiddie Mojo 'stamp'
(you guys REALLY pay attention).

Yes, yes the Kiddie Mojo logo has had a bit of a maker-over!  What do you think of the updated logo?

Vacation time?

Kai loves Feather!








Feather's on Vacation!!

Where else should she be when the weather starts to get cold?
Why, the islands of course!  Living a carefree lifestyle (even if it's temporary)
...and the best part is, the souvenir! ;)

Till next time "Peace out" Kiddies!

Introducing........[drum-roll] the...Kiddie Mojo Youth Potion!!

Tinisha loves her Kiddie Mojo (youth) Potion t-shirt!

The creation of the potion...

Unusual suspect Data was arrested while in the process of creating a youth potion for Kiddie Mojo. Now freshly out on bail Data has finished the potion and is putting it on the black market to help fund his anti growing up movement. The arrest was the motivation that he needed to take his movement to higher levels. "I've just began, muwhahaha" chuckles Data.

"Forever Young" by Jay-z & Beyonce live at Coachella

Today's word of the day...

Tempo the music loving tiger (dude, brush your teeth)

Today's word of the day THE OBVIOUS:  What parents state several times a day. E.g., "You still haven't brushed your teeth like I asked."  via IBMP

Why is growing up is over-rated - Reason #1: Bills suck..

Kiddie Mojo believes that "Bills Suck" 

Growing up is over-rated - Reason #1

Bills suck.
Truth is, I'd much rather take another Disney World vacation vs. paying my bills.  There, I said it.  Would I actually skip paying bills to take an awesome vacation with the Kiddos?  Of course not.  That would be super insane!  But hey, one can dream right? :D

What would YOU do if you didn't have to pay bills?

Fashion tips for babies

Mojo, Feather, Data, Karma & Tempo of Kiddie Mojo

Enjoy it while you can because growing up is over-rated. Your kids won't let you dress them up for long, and pretty soon, they'll be dressing up in spiked leather collars or wearing saggy pants around their ankles to go to school. While they are still babies, they have to wear whatever you throw on them. Really, baby fashions can be one of the most fun things about being a parent. Go wild, but be sensible. Parenting comes with an endless list of chores, but if you don't stop to enjoy the little things, they'll pass you by. When it comes to baby bibs or trumpette socks, fashioning up your baby or toddler is really just an adult version of playing dress up. 

Easy On, Easy Off! 

Toddlers have the patience, of well, two year olds, so make it easy on them. Choose easy pull overs that come off in one motion. Let them reach for the sky, and be done. Pants should be loose fitting so they can be taken off easily, as if they were playing a game. Trumpette socks are always a good match, as they just pull right off unlike traditional shoes. Breakfast will be complicated enough, right?  Dressing should be simple.

Hassle Free Care 

Caring for your toddler or baby has enough hassles. The last thing you need to worry about are their clothes. Babies and toddlers get messy. That's a fact of life. Use materials that are easy to care for(like these). Make sure all clothes, including trumpette socks, are machine washable, unless you prefer to go down to the river and wash laundry by slapping clothes against a rock :D 

Pack for Three 

Toddlers are messy, from ketchup stains to other messes that just shouldn't be talked about at the dinner table. Always pack for a crowd. Ideally, carry at least three changes of clothes, from underwear to shirts to pants to baby bibs. Unless you want your child running around like a little nudist after the diaper accident, it's best to bring enough outfits to fall back on. A few extra pairs of pants never hurt anybody. 

Depend on Baby Bibs 

Who says baby bibs are just for dinner anymore? Many parents choose to dress their babies up in baby bibs full time. It's just easier that way. Stains are going to happen. Babies cough up all the time. Plus, you can get many funny baby bibs online with hilarious sayings that make fun of Grandpa. 

Don't Forget the Feet 


Feet can be some of the coldest parts of the body, so always remember to pack on the trumpette socks. It's best to carry several pairs because they're easy to lose. Toddlers love throwing socks and other clothes around the room, so bring reinforcements. They come in just as handy as baby bibs!

Get to know Kiddie Mojo!

Emalee Paige - modeling Kiddie Mojo

About Us

Have you ever at any point thought that “growing up was Over-Rated”? Seriously?! When the bills start coming in… or one of the many other responsibilities of being a grown up. Maybe once or twice? Have you just ever thought how cool it was when you could just hang out with your friends after school?

Well if you haven’t then you might not understand Kiddie Mojo. L We’re a bunch of grown-ups on a mission not to fully grow up, as we scream “I can’t change getting older but I don’t have to grow up.”

The characters here at kiddie mojo Data, Tempo, Feather, Karma & Mojo are fighting the system of growing up and one might just remind you of your inner kid.

The kid in you makes you takes risks when the grown up in you says NOOOOOOOOO, stop, don’t! The kid in you dreams big and shoots for the stars, while the grown up has limits. Listen to the KID!

Mojo is just the special part that holds you all together, the extra push that makes the kid within know that no matter what you do it’ll be fun good or bad!

So enjoy every day from a kids point of view and let your kiddie mojo guide you.

Emalee Paige (Mojo Swag)

Welcome to our blog!

Join us as allies in the fight against growing up! 

It takes a team of passionate individuals (like you!) to help us spread awareness of the problems adults around the world encounter every day.  Hey being a kid totally rocks!! Why grow up?

Because of these issues the "Anti Growing up Movement" was formed. 

Take the pledge:

I will not grow up, I will get older but I will not GROW UP. 
I will not take much serious, I will laugh at everyone when they are serious,  I will not follow all the rules because rules suck. 
I will always look serious as a disguise to blend in.  Oh, screw blending in too.. "GROWING UP IS OVER-RATED!!!!!" - Kiddie Mojo

*PHOTO CONTEST*

Lil Dude Stefan - Rocking his Kiddie Mojo!

*PHOTO CONTEST*

Who’s YOUR favorite Kiddie Mojo character?

Send us a picture of your child pretending to be their favorite Kiddie Mojo character to: info@kiddiemojo.com

Kiddie Mojo Character contest rules!

(This will be a judged contest with 2 winners)

· Must be creative in representing your favorite Kiddie Mojo character

· One photo entry per child

· Send photo to info@kiddiemojo.com 
(with small description of photo or how he/she is like the chosen character )

· Winners chosen will receive a $50 Kiddiemojo.com gift certificate & model our holiday swag line!!

· Contest will run starting 10/12/11 thru 11/12/11 (winners will be announced on 11/13/11)

Good Luck Kiddies!

Unusual Suspect 'Tempo'

Unusual Suspect 'Tempo'


Tempo was caught busking street performing in the park...




Stay tuned for tomorrows unusual suspect to find out what she did! 

Unusual Suspect 'Data'

Unusual Suspect 'Data'


Unusual Suspect 'Data':

Mistaken for creating recreational drugs

Data's lab is under investigation and his youth elixir (aka Kiddie Mojo youth potion) is

confiscated...